Joke Of The Day

A beautiful woman walks into a doctors office and the doctor is awestruck.
All his professionalism goes out the window.

He tells her to take off her pants and he starts rubbing her thighs.
He says ‘Do you know what I am doing?’ She replies ‘Yes, checking for abnormalities.’
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra and he starts rubbing her breasts.
He says ‘Do you know what I am doing now?’ She replies ‘Yes, checking for lumps and cancer.’

Finally, he tells he takes off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her, and starts having sex with her.
He says ‘Do you know what I am doing now?’ She replies ‘Yes, you’re getting herpes. That’s why I am here.’

Is this hilarious or wad. HAHAHAHA !

TP !

Later on is my tp test . and i can't seem to fall asleep peacefully. once i close my eyes, the images of me taking the test keeps flashing in my head. I WANT TO SLEEP ! hope later i'll pass my test, walk to the tp counter and get my class 2b license sticker paste behind my license .

To everyone taking tp test tmr : all the best eh, hope nothing crops up during the test. (:

P.S: Dino is a pig. lols

New Year's Eve ?

What is new year's eve ? now it sounds to me like its a normal weekday to me. it doesn't seems special anymore.

Why would i say so ? i'll explain soon.

What do young teenagers normally do on new year's eve ? Party at club ? Enjoying at Sentosa Countdown ? Drinking till damn drunk at pubs ? Or slacking at town till wee hours ?

As i grow older i've made many friends but i realise the number of close friends i've got have been dropping drastically. Till now the friends i have are all either busy working or busy with their own personal life. No choice eh, at my age not many can still hangout and slack everyday.

So what is it got to do with new year's eve ? If all my friends are so busy , who will have the time to entertain me ? i think even meeting up a friend on new year's eve for dinner would be difficult. What's more a group of friends ?

I think once a person grows older, everyday would be the same. be it new year's eve or x'mas.

Conclusion : I'm getting OLD !

True Love Is Around The Corner ?

I'm back to update again cause my blog is dying soon.

This post is to tell everyone that not every guy and girl out there are bad. there are bound to be good ones around. People tend to think that once they have been dumped a few times by their partner or being cheated, every other guy or girl would do the same thing. therefore having the mindset that there's no true love around, and love is all bullshit.

What i'm trying to say is, don't be depressed about it or have any negative perception on love. Even out of 100, 99 treat u bad. It doesn't mean that the last one would treat u bad too. the last one might be the love of your life.

Why not just let the bad romance u had become an experience gained instead ? you might learn something out of it ? Treat every bad experience u had in life as a lesson and u'll notice a change in your own future.

2010 is coming soon, lead your life like how u want it to be.

goodnights everyone. (:

No Fate ?

Have anyone wondered why the person we love tend to have no feelings for us ? Instead, those that we have no feelings for , love us badly.

This question have been in my head all the time .

Is it because we gave,

-giving wrong signals ?

-misleading intentions ?

Who can have the answers to all my questions ? I guess many people have face the same problem too. Everyone must also be thinking "if only that person loves me too, that will be so great"

Fact is we will never know what the other party is thinking about.

Guess this is life eh ? Life that is full of questions and surprises.

(:

2009 X'mas Wish

Merry X'mas Everyone !.

this year's x'mas wish : hope i'll pass my coming exams , get my degree, pass my bike license on 30th, able to find a girlf that would get along well with me without any problems. Thats about it.

LOLS ! i know its a bit too many, but thats my wishes. oh ya and lastly , may 2010 be a good year for everyone.

(:

Tool ?

Previous post i mention about girls being "dao ( thinking highly of oneself ) " . This post i'll write more about girls being selfish and thinking that guys being good to them is a must which i think otherwise.

Everyone must be wondering why would i say as such is because i've encountered it myself. I know by sending girls home, treating them to meals and stuffs is being gentlemen. The problem is i realise after doing that, girls actually dont really care much. they will take it for granted, the feeling is like using guys as a tool or maybe their form of transport.

Many people will think that its because guys are stupid or maybe they are willing to do so. Yes, i agree but only to a certain extend. when a guy is being asked whether its possible to do anything by a girl, the guy will surely try his best to do it within his limits. that's because every guy has pride and wants to present himself nicely infront of every girl .

My main point is i hope in the future guys won't just be a tool to girls, who will like to be treated as a tool ? i guess no one likes it eh. the solution to this problem - just treat your guy friends like your girl friends ! i'm not pinpointing girls , i'm just saying the miniority.

Thats all for today. Have a nice day everyone. (:

Funny & Cute Videos

Very Greedy Hamster . LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSlVdO1GAFQ

Cute Girl Dancing Like The Wonder Girls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObtMdPOnCus

Korean Girl Dancing Tektonik

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJe50nhMzxc

Too Boring, Thats why i'm here to post funny videos. I'll update my blog tonight. Wait for my updates. (:

Monotonous Life

Have anyone ever think that life is boring, like lacking of variety ?

For a person like me, i don't have a job plus i'm not studying. what can i do ? everyday just slack around doing nothing ?

In the day its either movies, shopping or playing pool .

At night its either clubbing, pub-ing or going disco.

Maybe i don't have a target in life yet , thats why everything i do is so boring.

Soon, everything will start anew once i come back from overseas in a few months time. I'll miss loads of people, my friends, my brothers, my sisters. This will be my last overseas trip studying. I'm not leaving anymore after that, so don't have to worry anymore eh . (:

I'm leaving for australia at the end of jan 2010. the date is not yet confirm cause i'm still on the waiting list.

oh ya, my class 2b TP is coming !!! Everyone wish me good luck eh ? 30th december !

I'll blog more when my blog is done. (:

Pictures Talk.

let pictures do the talking . so obvious it seems like 2 person yet is 1 person. but nvm this is a small matter. i might be wrong . (:

this i cant be wrong, saying that i started it first ? LOL ?

saying that i peng roti prata ? let the pictures show everyone .

whats over is over. why do we have to let the past be a topic again ? if u really want to be right, thn go ahead . i won't stop u. besides i don't even wish to see you, so why should i even meet. not because im scared. u yourself know what u have done yet now u're spamming at my blog. Which part of my blog did i write its Candy ?

do i have to ask for permission to even blog ?

Why Is It So Hard For A Good Guy To Find A Decent Girlf.

nowadays people have been telling me to find a better girlf and saying that theres definitely a girl out there that suit me . all i could answer is, its not as easy as it seems plus looking at the degree of negative perception girls have on guys. its nearly IMPOSSIBLE to even talk to a girl u just get to know.

why would i have such thinking ? hmm.. most of the girls i knew thinks that there are no more good guys out there anymore. cause all guys are the same. alot of people have the thinking that guys are hongsters, flirts, 2 timers, liars, dishonest, not trustworthy, only know how to sweet talk, selfish bastards. if this is the case, than why would some people still have boyfs , husbands ? i can daringly say that nowadays even girls have turn into what we commonly say hongsters and flirts. its just the same as what girls think about guys.
So what could have cause girls to lose faith in guys so much ? i seriously do not know .

Because of that girls changed alot. when a normal guy just talked to them, they will act like "guys are so despo" why should i reply them. i just couldn't understand what had cause girls to change so drastically . if the girl doesn't want to reply or even communicate, how would she know the guy is actually good ? who can answer this for me ?
If girls always enclose themself in their own social circle thinking that all guys are despo fucks, than how the hell would they be able to find a really good boyf ?

thats all i've had to say.
have a nice day everyone. (:

I'm Childish ?

Woah, newly updated. LOLS !
Look what she wrote again as expected.

To Benedict Chan (childish boy)

Since you rather die than knowing someone like me.. Go ahead !There's countless of people that are much worst than me . So you can jolly well go die now , yeahs now . What you waiting for ? Christmas ?Mouth say die , you dare first anot ? Always say out de things don't dare do.Go home drink milk lahs.. LOL

& of course good girls doesn't exist in your own kid world .Because you don't even appreciate how good your girlf treat you .Your mindset always stay at th same thing . My girlf attitude me means she don't love me , she's a fuckup girl.. You don't even realise each and every mistake you make.
How are you going to grow up ? Anyway, that's not my problem too .

I've said over 100x again and again . But this fella just couldn't understand human language . Got things unhappy about , say straight to me once and for all . At behind backstabbing me to those girls in msn you think very cool huh ? Now 2009 alrd , time to grow up ok ? If you think it's difficult thn like i said.. Go drink more milk at home :)

look again, my friendster shoutout was " If I Were To Meet Someone Like My Previous Ex, I'll Rather Die ! " . hmm.. so must i really die ? dont be childish, i'm just using words to express my feelings.
anyw, good girls do exist in my world. just that i have not met one yet. it doesn't mean that every girl is as bad as you.
you've alr said its 2009, yet all u know is backstabbing and drinking milk at home . what else do u know ?
if i'm the only one that says u've got attitude problem, maybe i'm wrong.
but sorry to say i'm not the only ex that says that. so u better think back again.
Plus don't make up stories .
From now on whatever u want to blog, go ahead and make up your stories,
i don't want to entertain your childish nonsense anymore.
Get Away From My Life. (:

Hongster Calling Me Hongster ? LOL ?

LOL ? some people have just no brain to think ?
since when did i sent u those things ? those are my blog posts.

this is what my ex post.

Reply to this childish boy.. Ohs, for th firstly right . Here it goes .

Do you guys thinks that it's not childish by recording our quarreling and show it to his friends? Yeah, we did quarrelled over tv-show.. He's watching naruto , using facebook when i went to his house to find him in th early morning . Got boyf will like that treat their girlf de mehs? Unless you don't love your girlf lohs . Which girl don't give attitude ? You think we girls are fairy ahs ? Can tolerate empty promises ? Wtf -.-


& for th secondly .

So by asking girl "u miss me is it?". & break promise by agreeing to let another girl to send him for bike lesson.. This is not hong thn is what ? Solve problem leis , please lahs.. Chat with girls in msn telling them how bad his girlf was , this is call solve problem ? This is just an lousy excuse to chat with girls.. Which boyf would let other girls scold her le thn at there do nothing ? This childish guy lohs . I chat with guys telling them that i'm not interested to meet them.. This is call do thing behind your back ? Come on, grow up lahs . There was once I reply your brother "hey, pls don't make too much noise later, my boyf need to sleep". End up you said i can't even reply him ? I still said sorry and asked u to forgive me.. Came to think of it, why would i give in so much when he doesn't appreciate ?


For th thirdly .

I always attitude abit thn cannot.. You think i will attitude for no reason ? Even after i kept on saying sorry to you , u don't seems to trust that I will give in to you.. I did change my temper alot.. Even my friends around me feel it too.. I feel so stress that my mind was blank when my friends ask me to go club.. Why not you ask yourself ? Did you ever make an affort to save up $ bring me see doctor when i was so damn sick ? When you was sick , i went all th way to find you in th early morning to accompany you.. Hoping that you will recover soon . There was once i wanted to surprise you by appearing at your doorstep.. End up you give attitude also , i still say sorry . Ownself give attitude also, but yet push all th blame to me . You are th 1st guy i would kick at your house door.. Because i super detest hongster.. Imagine lahs.. When i was in th train, i called and tell him "if u tired thn dont meet lohs, i go home lohs".. This also call attitude? & because of this he said "we break lahs, i cant tahan anymore". If i hong , i won't go up your house and cry till like there's no tml . Just admit you hongster.. Go shoot yourself die lahs.. BYE
THE END


LOL?!?! nice story eh ? can peng better than the roti prata seller.
everyone should alr know whose childish eh. i dont have to say much. excuses covering lies.

attitude over tv show ? lol ? i agree almost every girl give attitude. but which girl would attitude and shout loudly everyday ? so if by asking girls which i haven met for a long time "whether got miss anot" is hong ? thn i question your definition of hongster ? LOL? i agree to let girls sent me for bike lesson ? but did i in the end ? HAHAHS ! i dont wish to say so much. everyone can alr tell, the more u say the more people will laugh. LOL


u so freaking sure u never attitude for no reason ? sorry, to made corrections. u're famous for giving attitude for no reasons. im not the only ex that has comments on this. LOL. so dont come and make so much of stories alr. if u want to make stories, say the full story, dont say half half. lols ? u call and say u're going home since im tired ? but u kup the call. thats not showing attitude ?LOLS ! say full story please.


WOAH ! say until so nice. "If i hong , i won't go up your house and cry till like there's no tml . Just admit you hongster.. Go shoot yourself die lahs.. BYE"
not even few weeks, alr together with my brother after me. u're gonna say its true love not hong ? LOL !
nvm about that, thn how come my brother will break with u ? HAHASHS !
this i got no rights to say, cause its my brother. but if anyone wish to clarify abt why will break can ask around. dont have to ask me.
If not some people will say i spread around rumours behind her back again. which i dont think is necessary since whats over is over.
And fyi, she and my brother only a few days.
GOOD DAY !
(:

Nightmare Is OVER !

I'm here to post since im bored. I'm gonna share with everyone my story about me and one of my ex girlf.


-Firstly you said its childish to record conversation when i'm quarreling with you. Fact is i record it is because i wanted to show you how much attitude you gave me. But after we broke up, i shared among my brothers my story. Is this childish ? If that is childish, than how bout the attitude you gave me almost everyday ? Isn't that more childish ? Quarreling over tv-show ? Guys sending me comments on fs and etc.


-Secondly , i'm a hongster because i talked to girls on msn ? LOL ! i admit i did talk to girls on msn while being tgt with you. but i talked abt your fucking attitude and trying to solve the situation. so that's hong ? LOL. You dare to say you didnt talk to guys on msn behind my back ? For god's sake , don't lie anymore.


-Thirdly, you said i betrayed you doing things behind your back. hmmm.. you dare to swear you didn't talk to guys on msn behind my back ? the most impt thing is i hate it when you lied to me that you didn't go club. In the end i found out that you actually went club with your sisters. still can lie to me saying that you're at home drinking with your sisters. can mia from 11pm - 3am on a wed night? lols ? who will be so stupid to believe that ?


You did so many things behind my back yet you still got the guts to say me. Plus who can actually stand your own girlf kicking your house gate, shouting at your doorstep infront of your parents with vulgarities and shouting in your house ? Which Guy can actually stand it ? I could and accepted in the end , but this is what i get in return.


Lastly, you mention im a hongster ? lol. who did i hong ? why not say yourself first ? within 2 weeks you got a boyf, you not hong ? HAHA. a hongster calling people hongster.
WTF eh ?


Anyone that read, feel free to give me comments on msn. (: